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multipack:

the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals

deleting my school so i can focus on tumblr 

an-egg:

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

h0llo:

shut up kid i know ur starving but there are white girls in america without iphones

happybex:

She wears
I wear
She’s
and I’m
Dreaming bout the day when you
That what you’re lookin’ for has been
If you could see that I’m the one who
Been here all along so why can’t you see?
You

lolistriders:

*walks onto a crime scene*

swiggity swag who’s in the bag

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

croutoncat:

sext: i wanna scooby dooby do you 

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

nateehaak:

Wolf hybrid